teaandtulips

May 29

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As a physician involved in preventive medicine, I often ask my patients how they rate their current level of stress. Few ever say their stress levels are low. Most admit they’re completely stressed out. In the process of exploring why, I’ve discovered a common denominator. These people feel overloaded. Most of us are trying to do too much. And it’s a hard habit to break, because our age views multitasking as the normal way of getting things done. If we’re not juggling a dozen different commitments at once, we tend to think there’s something wrong with us.

From a medical perspective, however, the opposite is true.

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courtesy: my journalism teacher

• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
• A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
• A bar is walked into by the passive voice.
• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
• Three transitive verbs walk into a bar. They take seats. They pound the counter. They throw darts.
• What would have happened had a subjunctive walked into a bar?
• An antecedent walks into a bar, and it orders a drink.  
• An ellipsis walks into a bar…
• The bartender asks a woman what she wants. “An entendre,” she says. “Make it a double.”
• Alliteration traipses into a tavern, where it tangles tempestuously with talkative toucan.
• Assonance, with cheer, orders a beer.
• A typo wakls into a bar. 
• A rabbi, a priest and a cliché walk into a bar.
• Two possessive apostrophe’s improperly walk into a bar.
• A subject and a verb have a disagreement in a bar, and one of them pull out a pistol.
• A heedless homonym walks into a bar and trips over a chair.  You’d think she wood of scene it.
• A serial comma, also called an Oxford comma, walks into a bar, orders a drink, and leaves a tip.

May 17

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May 16

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May 14

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May 10

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/steps-to-help-you-evolve-your-views-on-gay-marriag

HOLY SHIT. photo A and all the others who look just like it across America need to GET A GRIP on what the hell our 2012 reality looks like.

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